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 EntryNo: 1107
 Date: Monday
20:39
08.02.2010
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Hmmm... hapit na FHS/SMC grand re-union da^..hello to all FHS Batch 81! and host of the year..Batch 84!...Joke, Joke, Joke ahead...


Parishioner: Father bakit may nakasampay na daster, bra at panty sa may kumbento? may asawa ka?
Father: Kung aasa ako sa mga donasyon nyo, di ako mabubuhay! Tumatanggap
akong labada!
_____

GF: I'm warning you! darating na si daddy within 1 hour!
BF: Eh ano ngayon? eh wala naman tayong ginagawang masama ah!
GF: Kaya nga! kung may plano ka, DALIAN MO NA!!
_____

Nun: I was raped... what shall i do?
Mother Superior: Hir, take this calamansi.
Nun: wil ds ease d pain?
Mother Superior: sipsipin mo! ng mawala ngiti sa mukha mo , Bwiset!!!


Nay? bakit po VICTORIA ang name ni ate?
Kasi anak dun namin siya ginawa ng itay mo... Eh bakit si kuya, ANITO?
Ay, tumigil ka na nga Luneta at baka mapalo kita! tawagin mo na si kuya FX
mo!
_____

HONEYMOON:
Wife: Hon wag mo ako bibiglain ha? I'm still a virgin
Husband: You mean ako ang una?
Wife: Yes, do it na
Husband: I did it na, kanina pa!!
Wife: ah ganon ba? Aray pala
_____

Ama: Buntis anak ko, panagutan mo!
BF: May asawa na po ako!
Ama: Pano 'to?
BF: Areglo na lang po... 2 M pag Boy, 2.5M pag Girl
Ama: Ok, pero pag nakunan. GIB HER ANADER CHANS ha?
_____

Maid: Sir sinong mas yummy? si mam ba o ako?
Sir: Syempre naman ikaw day! bakit?
Maid: Naguguluhan lang po kasi ako eh... sabi kasi ng driver, eh mas yummy
daw talaga si mam!
_____

Wife: Dear, ano reglamo mo sa 25th Anniversary natin?
Husband: Dalhin kita sa Africa ....
Wife: Wow! How sweet naman... eh! sa 50th Anniversary natin?
Husband: Susunduin na kita!
_____

BUS HINOLDAP!

Holdaper: re-reypin ko lahat ng babae dito!
Prosti: ako na lang po, maawa kayo sa iba..
Lola: Sinabi na ngang LAHAT eh! sasagot pa! gagang 'to!
_____

Dalawang probinsyano sumakay sa elevator

Gorio: magkano ibabayad natin?
Andoy: tanga! inosente! bugok! stupid! bat ka magbabayad eh wala pa tayong
tiket!

_____

Pedro bumps a foreigner

Pedro: ay sori
Foreigner: sorry too
Pedro: sori 3
Foreigner: what are you sorry for?
Pedro: (kala mo bobo ako ha!) sori 5
Foreigner: i think you are sick!
Pedro: hahahaha! sick daw, seven sunod!
_____

Pedro: Pare bakit malungkot ka?
Juan: Asawa ko nag hire ng driver, Gwapo, Bata, Macho!
Pedro: Nagseselos ka?
Juan: Nagtataka lang ako kasi wala kaming sasakyan!
_____

Anak: Itay, bibili ako ng bond paper
Itay: Anak, wag kang bobo ha? hindi "bond paper" ang tawag dun!
Anak: Ano po ba?
Itay: "Kokongban"
_____

Women are physically stronger than men...
Why?
Because women can carry two mountains at a time!
while men can carry only two eggs...
Take Note!
with the help of a bird pa!
_____

Madre: Father, tell your seminarian not to urinate along the fence...
Father: Sister naman, maliit na bagay lang papansinin mo pa...
Madre: No Malalaki, Father.. Malalaki!Shocked
____

Alam mo ba kung bakit may sabaw ang balot?
Kung Ikaw kaya ang ikulong sa shell... saan ka ji-jingle?
Aber? Saan?? Sumagot kaaaa!!!
SaaaAANNNNNNN ?!?!?! Angry
_____

Farmer: lalaki na talaga ang aking anak kasi magsasaka na, "ano ang plano
mong itanim sa sakahan mo anak?"

Anak: flowers papa! lots of Bongacious Flowers!!Big Smile
____

Ama: Hoy! Huwag kang babakla bakla ha?
Anak: Hindi po Itay, pupunta nga ako ng basketbolan eh!
Ama: Yan! Astig!
Anak: Inay? nakita mo yung POMPOMS ko?
Ina: Alin? yung pink? Wink
_____


Misis: " Sir, mananawagan po sana ako sa mister ko kasi dinala Niya ang
limang anak namin."

Radio Host: " Ok, go ahead!"

Misis: " Honey, ibalik mo na ang mga bata, isa lang naman ang sa Iyo
diyan!"
_____

Juan: San ka galing?
Pedro: sementeryo, libing ng byenan ko.
Juan: E bakit puro kamot ang mukha at braso mo?
Pedro: Mahirap ilibing eh... Lumalaban!!
_____

Two nurses on duty...
Nurse 1: Hoy! Gaga, bakit may thermometer sa tenga mo!
Nurse 2: Ha? susmaryosep! kaninong pwet ko kaya naiwan yung ballpen
ko!!Shocked

...nice day to all!

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 EntryNo: 1106
 Date: Thursday
10:28
04.02.2010
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 EntryNo: 1105
 Date: Wednesday
00:43
03.02.2010
170.232.128.10 (nodcsdce1-ext.no.trinity-health.org) Gigi Barrera-Kaplan
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Browsing this website brought back memories of my childhood. I didn't realize how I missed the place that helped shape me as a person. Looking at the attractions on the website Katipunan has changed a lot but I still recognized a lot of places like the plaza, the municipal building, the Acasia trees and the church. The old convent adjacent to the church hasn't change at all, althought it looks really old. I will never forget Father Gaudicos, as far as I am concerned he was a very dedicated priest. By the way, I would like to say hi to my childhood friends Mimi Manriquez, Joy Eguia, Olga Rosalez, Marlene Tan, Inez Saile, Josephine Gayapa, Emma Zanoria, Eugenia Jalosjos, Eric Bayron, Cyrus Manipol, George David, Marianito Eguia, Eniego Baliarez, Felipe Choquet?,- I'm sure all the ladies have different surnames now. And how can I forget my teachers at Katipunan Elementary School-Ms Jimmy Ochotorena, Mrs. Abing, Mrs. Amihan, Mrs. Samonte and Mrs. Jalosjos. I just want to say thank you to all my elementary teachers. I know Dr. Stephen Samonte is the town's physician-"history really can repeat itself". I plan to visit one of these days the place that helped shape me as a person. I am saying this in a very positive way.
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 EntryNo: 1104
 Date: Tuesday
19:29
02.02.2010
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Taken from Manila standard February 02, 2010

“MUSLIM separatists insist that they be allowed to exploit all natural resources, including oil and mineral deposits, in the 220,000-hectare Liguasan Marsh under an agreement that they have drafted for the coming peace talks.
“Under a proposed wealth-sharing arrangement, the Bangsamoro homeland that the Moro Islamic Liberation Front wants created will take 75 percent of all revenue from such activities while the national government gets 25 percent. “
The separatists also want an expanded homeland similar to the one spelled out in an agreement in 2008 that the Supreme Court struck down as unconstitutional.
“We have made that very clear in our new draft our homeland will involve more or less the same number of we spelled out ,” Iqbal said in a phone interview.

With this development, our horrendously inept government will be the one financing for the arming of the MUSLIMS, for the sequential eradication of all Christians in Mindanao and the eventual conversion of whole Philippines to Muslim faith.

This is the reason why even though I don’t see Erap as a good president, I still find myself entertaining the very wild idea of voting for him; for he has the balls to return fire with fire. However that macho stance of him is the only thing good about him.

To be direct to the point what I wish to convey is for Mindanao Christians to expand thier awareness, be informed, walay tapol-tapol, super extra careful of the government peace talk with Muslims of which the results automatically favored them to the detriment of the Christians.

Lastly lets us look for the president who will put to stop the government continued soft stance, acquiescing to Muslims demands for it is an injustice to Christians. Mindanao is for the Filipinos and not exclusively for the Muslims alone.
Today Mindanao tomorrow the world.

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 EntryNo: 1103
 Date: Tuesday
04:22
02.02.2010
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 Date: Tuesday
02:37
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